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MY AVTHORITETS:D
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DOOM
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"I just don't want to die without a few scars" said Hitler, and reloaded another mp-44 magazine
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HIT ME
“...when the fight begins within himself,
a man's worth something.” -Robert Browning,
Bishop Blougram's Apology, 1855 |
FAITHLESS
I WANT SOME MORE
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Rules of Fight Club
1. You do not talk about 'Fight Club'.
2. You do not talk about 'Fight Club'.
3. When someone yells "Stop" or goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over.
4. Only two guys to a fight.
5. One fight at a time.
6. No shirts, no shoes.
7. Fights go on as long as they have to.
8. If this is your first night at 'Fight Club', you have to fight.
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Description of Product
"You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh."
~Tyler~
"Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War.
Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives."
~Tyler~
"You are not your job.
You are not how much you have in the bank.
You are not the contents of your wallet.
You are not your fucking Khakis.
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of
the world."
~Tyler~
"In the world I see -- you're stalking elk through
the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.
You will wear leather clothes that last you the rest of your
life. You will climb the wrist- thick kudzu vines that wrap
the Sears Tower. You will see tiny figures pounding corn and
laying-strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of the
ruins of a superhighway."
~Tyler~
"How much can you know about yourself
if you've never been in a fight?"
~Tyler~
"We are a generation raised by women.
I'm wondering if another woman is the answer."
~Tyler~
"We were raised on television to believe
that we'd all be millionares, movie gods,
rock stars, but we won't. And we're
starting to figure that out."
~Tyler~
"You are not special. You are not a
beautiful or unique snowflake. You are
the same decaying organic matter as
everything else."
~Tyler~
"It's only after you've lost everything
that you're free to do anything."
~Tyler~
"Man, you've got some fucked up friends.
Limber, though..."
~Tyler~
"The things you own end up owning you."
~Tyler~
"You studied stuff? How were the mid-terms?"
~Tyler~
"Now a question of ettiquite, do I give you the ass
or the crotch?"
~Tyler~
"Look at you, running around in your underwear, you
look like a crazy person"
~Tyler~
"Cut the foreplay and just ask, man."
~Tyler~
"We are defined by the choices we make."
~Tyler~
"You just had a near-life experience."
~Tyler~
"I make and I sell soap."
~Tyler~
"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make
you a chicken."
~Tyler~
"Whoa! Now you're shooting a gun at your imaginary friend
near four hundred gallons of nitroglycerine."
~Tyler~
"Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat! It's not a seminar!
You have to forget everything you know, everything you think
you know -- about life, about friendship, about you and me."
~Tyler~
"Your mom and dad will have to call kindly doctor
so-and-so to dig up your dental records, because there
won't be much left of your face."
~Tyler~
"Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond
K. Hessell's life. His breakfast will taste better
than any meal he has ever eaten."
~Tyler~
"The condom is the glass slipper of our
generation. You slip it on, you dance
the night away with a stranger, and then
you throw it away - the condom, that is,
not the stranger."
~Marla~
"It's a bridesmaid's dress. Someone loved it intensely
for one day, then tossed it. Like a Christmas tree --
so special, then, bam -- it's abandoned on the side of
the road, tinsel still clinging to it. Like sex crime
victims, underwear inside-out, bound with electrical tape."
~Marla~
"This isn't a for-real suicide thing. This is
probably one of those cry-for-help things."
~Marla~
"Do you want to listen and see if my spirit can
use the telephone?"
~Marla~
"I'm calling it asshole tax"
~Marla~
"My tit's going to rot off."
~Marla~
"You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate
me. You show me your sensitive side, then you turn
into a total asshole! Is that a pretty accurate
description of our relationship, Tyler?"
~Marla~
"The girl who lives there used to be a charming,
lovely girl, but she's lost faith in herself. She's a
monster! She's infectious human waste! Good luck trying
to save her!"
~Marla~
"I've been going to debtor's anonymous. You want to see
some truly fucked up people?"
~Marla~
"Slide."
~Marla~
"I haven't been fucked like that
since grade school!"
~Marla~
"I want to have your abortion."
~Marla~
(Changed because of censors)
"Well, I'm still here -- but I don't
know for how long. That's as much
certainty as anyone can give me. but
I've got some good news -- I no
longer have any fear of death.
But... I am in a pretty lonely place.
No one will have sex with me. I'm so
close to the end and all I want is to
get laid for the last time. I have
pornographic movies in my apartment,
and lubricants and amyl nitrate ..."
~Chloe~
"Slide."
~Penguin~
"He [Tyler] was born in a mental institution and he sleeps
only one hour a night"
~Bob~
"He was killed serving project mayhem."
~Angel Face~
"And you! You're too... blonde!"
~Ricky~
"Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?"
~Boss~
"In the event of a dildo, we have to use the indefinite
article 'a dildo', never 'your dildo'"
~Anthony~
Spacemonkies: "His name is Robert Paulson! His name is
Robert Paulson!"
"They're gonna have to open my pec's again to drain the
fluid."
~Bob~
"My name is Bob."
~Bob~
"I was always interested in films that scar."
~David Fincher~
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